Pappu: Papa Aap Sharab Mat Piya Karo Santa: Pine De Beta Saath Kya Le Kar Jana Hai? Pappu: Isi Tarah Pite Rahe To Chhod Kar Bhi Kya Jaoge
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Doctor: Operation Chal Raha Hai CA: Audit Chal Raha Hai MBA: Marketing Chal Rahi Hai Santa: Fogg Chal Raha Hai
Pappu: Papa Apki Shaadi Ho Gayi! Santa: Ha! Pappu: Kis Se Hui! Santa: Bevkuf Teri Mammi Se! Pappu: Wah Papa Ghar Men Hi Setting Kar Li!
Santa: Baith Kar Apni Mehbuba Ki Julfon Ke Saye Me Aisa Josh Aaya! Banta: Wah Wah Fir? Santa: Uske Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur "I.Si.Yun." Men Hosh Aaya!
Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The! Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!